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Lindsay Lohan Defense System

By HA_Guy

Samantha Ronson,

Forget the restraining order.  It won’t work.  If you really want loco Lohan to stay away from you, set up residence in a rehab facility or any place that serves food.  You’ll be home free.

The HA Guy

April 7th, 2009 | Category: News | Deposit Your Glorious Opinions Here...
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