Easter Bunny,
We know life can get pretty monotonous when your only job requires you to repeat the same task over and over again every year. So here’s a few things you can do to spice up Easter 2010.
- instead of filling the eggs with chocolate, fill them with little notes that say things like “Santa blows his elves” and “If you’re looking for Jesus, he doesn’t live inside plastic eggs”
- get hammered on peppermint schnops and chocolate martinis and hide all of the eggs in your pants
- at next year’s egg roll on the White House, dress up as Bill Clinton and inform the First Lady you’ve got all of the chocolate she’s ever going to need
The HA Guy
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