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Peace Out John Madden

By HA_Guy

 

John Madden,

Retired?!! Who the hell is going to explain the intricacies of NFL football during the games? Thanks to you, we never forget that a touchdown equals 6 points, or that the defense’s main objective is to tackle the guy with the ball.

Without you, they might as well broadcast the games in Mandarin Chinese. No one will understand a thing.

Come back to us John, that’s our advice for you. In the name of all things Turducken and Boom, come back to us.

The HA Guy

April 16th, 2009 | Category: News | Deposit Your Glorious Opinions Here...
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