While I’m not a credible source for how to get rich, I feel pretty confident teaching people how to pour loads of time and effort into ideas that reap miniscule monetary returns. (Take that sentence as a perfect example. Lots of great financial lingo, very little benefit to the reader.) So if you’re looking for a little extra income, with an emphasis on little, the following should serve you well.
1. Start a blog. By May 2043 I should have racked up a cool 4 dollars.
2. Ask your Dad for $50, then become an architect.
3. Unplug/break your office soda machine. Buy 50 cokes at $1 a piece and sell them to your coworkers for $1.01. (Insist on the penny and remind them America wasn’t built by slackass moochers when they act like they don’t have it.) You won’t be the most popular guy in the break room, but you’ll be halfway to a free snickers bar – and a probable ass shalacking.
4. Invest in Assbrellas. (Don’t worry, this link is safe for work. Especially if your boss loves large digital representations of asses on common household items.)
5. Make 5 Michael Bolton t-shirts and sell one to each of his fans for $10.10. (But be warned, this is the most risky option. It’s highly possible you might end up with a few shirts left over.)
Let me know how it goes.
HA Guy
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