Comments on: How To Know When You’re The New Milton

By: HA Guy

HA Guy — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:23:02 +0000

Michael Moore, Guam, being responsible with guns and passports are all overrated.

I prefer to live in a land that rejects Canadian documentaries, mocks countries that have the same number of vowels as consonants in their name, encourages the random, irresponsible shooting of guns and that doesn’t recognize the rest of the world and it’s affinity for international travel documentation.

That’s why I live in North Korea.

By: Running with the Bride

Running with the Bride — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:44:10 +0000

excuse me. documentaries.

By: Running with the Bride

Running with the Bride — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:31:21 +0000

I personally think Canada is awesome…or so I have heard from Michael Moore’s docuemntaries. They are so responsible with guns! Regardless, the Canada analogy feel short of your desired intent. I suggest Guam as a better not so nice choice and you don’t even need a passport to go there.

By: HA Guy

HA Guy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:59:30 +0000

While I generally don’t condone Britney Spears participating in any Public Service Announcement Musical – lest it be titled “What Not To Do When Living Life” – I certainly share your frustration with retail stores not living up to their names.

A store named Staples should blow your mind with their selection of staples. Not only should they provide standard staples, but they should offer staples of such beauty and magnificence that even the most cold hearted CEOs are brought to tears.

I mean think of a world with leopard print staples, chocolate covered staples or staples made from recycled Michael Bolton CDs. Sounds amazingly satisfying.

By: The Hammer!

The Hammer! — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:39:30 +0000

Dude, first off, I am fully looking forward to that new sex ed Musical. Their first collaboration for the “look both ways before you cross the street” album basically set the bar for all public service announcement musicals. second, do you know how hard it is to find red staplers these days? I was in a staples the other day and they didn’t have any. That’s how hard! And frankly I was upset at their lack of selection of staples. They only had silver and neon colors! The store is named staples. You’d think they would have more kinds of staples than baskin robbins has flavors. thirdly, although I might not exactly be employed right now, my desk has plenty of light and a glorious view.