How To Pick Up Women - Brett Favre Style

By HA_Guy

He knows you want him.

Step one, as always, is finding the right girl. And knowing where to look depends greatly on knowing what you’re looking for. Typically you’ve always been attracted to northern Wisconsin girls who live near bays: blond beauties who aren’t afraid of cows, the cold or wearing huge cheese shaped hats. So stick with what you know.

(Of course, a Jersey girl might be fun. Maybe one with a thick northestern accent and a ridiculous amount of attitude. Or maybe a Minnesota girl. The kind who sounds wierd when she says “soda” and looks good in purple. That could work too.)

Sometimes it can be difficult to decide. But the good news about not knowing what you want is that you can find it almost anywhere.

Step two, is saying the right thing to your Wisconsin beauty (or maybe the Jersey girl – no, Minnesota – no, wait, Wisconsin – no, definitely Minnesota). Introduce yourself, then give her a compliment. If you’re having trouble thinking of a compliment, you’re either nervous or you picked the wrong girl. Hopefully it’s the former, and if so, just relax and compare her to something you love, like your Wrangler jeans. Tell her you think she’s real, classic, comfortable, and that she’s the kind of thing you can see yourself running around in for years to come.

If it’s the latter, well, maybe you should have gone with the Jersey girl – or maybe Minnesota.

No, the Jersey girl.

Step three, is buying her a drink. After your compliment has won her over, offer to buy her a beverage so you can continue the conversation. Stick with topics you know – such as football, Farrelly Brothers movies (emphasizing the fact that Ben Stiller is a douche and you would never lose a chick to him) and of course, Wrangler jeans – so as to sound intelligent and make a good first impression. Feeling comfortable with the topic of conversation will help you to relax and exude confidence as well as mask your dark, underlying fear that maybe you should have stayed with the Wisconsin beauty.

Or gone with the Jersey girl.

Or maybe Minnesota. Shit.

Step 4 is setting up the next date and knowing when to leave the bar. It’s important to understand when it’s time to make your exit. After a few minutes of good conversation, her interest will peak and she’ll be more inclined to go out with you. That’s when you should leave. Tell her it was great meeting her, ask for her number and casually walk out. Don’t linger. Don’t waffle.

Don’t take two steps towards the door, then come back and say you left your keys, then walk back towards the door, then walk back to her and make sure you wrote her number down correctly, then say goodbye again and start to leave, then come back and have one more drink, then finally say goodbye for real and walk out of the bar, then turn around four blocks later, walk back into the bar and ask out another girl who the first girl hates with every fiber of her being.

Or do.

What do I know. You’re probably the only guy who can get away with it.

HA Guy