Easter Bunny,

We know life can get pretty monotonous when your only job requires you to repeat the same task over and over again every year.  So here’s a few things you can do to spice up Easter 2010.

instead of filling the eggs with chocolate, fill them with little notes that say things like [...]

America,

Give Britney Spears a break on this whole walking off the stage at a Vancouver concert deal. The fact that she stopped performing because the arena was too smoky obviously means she’s trying to turn her life around and live a healthier lifestyle. Now all she has to do is tackle those pesky [...]

Wolverine,

Don’t cry big guy.  Even though your movie got leaked on the internet, it will still be seen by millions of people – of course, they’ll see it for free, but that’s better than not at all right?

This time use that amazing healing power of yours to fix what’s hurting on the inside – that [...]

GOP,

The Obama administration is now using its young celebrity supporters like Kal Penn to head public liaison operations in order to better relate to culturally diverse American groups.  Perhaps you should follow suit to create a broader support base.  Locating the groups where the ole’ GOP name could use some shining up should [...]

Samantha Ronson,

Forget the restraining order.  It won’t work.  If you really want loco Lohan to stay away from you, set up residence in a rehab facility or any place that serves food.  You’ll be home free.

The HA Guy