Relationships | Humorous Advice

Proper Gym Etiquette-Part 1 - As more and more Americans decide to close the potato chip bag, get off the couch and get back in shape, you might start to notice your... More →
How A Fat Russell Crowe Relates To The Grinch - While I'm not the most observant person in the world, I can't be the only one who's noticed that Russell Crowe has been fat for some time... More →
Lessons In Over-age Drinking - There are hundreds of articles out there that discuss under-age drinking: Peer Pressure and Under-Age Drinking, How to Stop Your Child From... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 4: You're Kind Of Mean In The Morning - [What to do when your significant other resembles the head spinning lady from Poltergeist in the morning.] - I'm not what you would call a... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 1: The Great Purge - The first thing that needs to be said, is that when a man and a woman move in together, it usually means that both parties will need to... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 3: Cooking Dinner - I started cooking to impress women - one woman to be exact. When I met easyB I knew I'd found a girl that was worth the extra effort. So I... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 2: The Bathroom - In my last post on moving in together we focused on the "great purge" and the battle over whose stuff gets thrown out. Part dos (Spanish... More →
Proper Gym Etiquette - Part 2: Inconsiderate Stretching - The last time I touched on practicing proper gym etiquette, I focused on the inappropriate behavior of being old and roaming the locker... More →

How To Handle Moving In Together – Part 6: The Money Nazi

By HA_Guy

When it comes to relationships, the subject of money can sometimes prove to be problematic.

It starts with first dates and fifth dates and saying, “I’ll get the jujubees sweetheart. And I’ll pay for the ridiculously over priced 32 oz. fountain drink. I want you to have the best time [...]

How To Pick Up Women – Brett Favre Style

By HA_Guy

He knows you want him.

Step one, as always, is finding the right girl. And knowing where to look depends greatly on knowing what you’re looking for. Typically you’ve always been attracted to northern Wisconsin girls who live near bays: blond beauties who aren’t afraid of cows, the cold or wearing huge cheese [...]

How To Handle Moving In Together – Part 5: I Can’t Fix That

By HA_Guy

Living with someone means you learn everything about that person. You find out how clean (or dirty) they are, how well they cook (or that they can’t even boil pasta) and how pleasant (or grumpy, and frankly mean) they are in the morning.

But what happens when your significant other learns that you, [...]

How To Handle Moving In Together – Part 4: You’re Kind Of Mean In The Morning

By HA_Guy

[What to do when your significant other resembles the head spinning lady from Poltergeist in the morning.]

I’m not what you would call a morning person. I enjoy snoozing, sleeping late and not waking up early. When I am forced out of bed before 11am – either by work, social obligations or ninjas* [...]

How To Handle Moving In Together – Part 3: Cooking Dinner

By HA_Guy

I started cooking to impress women – one woman to be exact. When I met easyB I knew I’d found a girl that was worth the extra effort. So I played my “Hey, look how awesome, well rounded and desirable I am because I can cook” card early on in the relationship. (Probably [...]