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Proper Gym Etiquette-Part 1 - As more and more Americans decide to close the potato chip bag, get off the couch and get back in shape, you might start to notice your... More →
How A Fat Russell Crowe Relates To The Grinch - While I'm not the most observant person in the world, I can't be the only one who's noticed that Russell Crowe has been fat for some time... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 2: The Bathroom - In my last post on moving in together we focused on the "great purge" and the battle over whose stuff gets thrown out. Part dos (Spanish... More →
Lessons In Over-age Drinking - There are hundreds of articles out there that discuss under-age drinking: Peer Pressure and Under-Age Drinking, How to Stop Your Child From... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 4: You're Kind Of Mean In The Morning - [What to do when your significant other resembles the head spinning lady from Poltergeist in the morning.] - I'm not what you would call a... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 6: The Money Nazi - When it comes to relationships, the subject of money can sometimes prove to be problematic. - It starts with first dates and fifth dates... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 1: The Great Purge - The first thing that needs to be said, is that when a man and a woman move in together, it usually means that both parties will need to... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 5: I Can't Fix That - Living with someone means you learn everything about that person. You find out how clean (or dirty) they are, how well they cook (or that... More →

How To Handle Moving In Together – Part 2: The Bathroom

By HA_Guy

In my last post on moving in together we focused on the “great purge” and the battle over whose stuff gets thrown out. Part dos (Spanish for “two”) of this series takes a look at an even more volatile and dangerous aspect of moving in with your significant other: sharing a bathroom.

As [...]

How To Pick Up Women – Quentin Tarantino Style

By HA_Guy

Women love men with creative minds.

If they deem you creative or artsy, they’ll pretty much overlook any other flaws you might have, including bathing irregularly, sleeping with dozens of other women and being partially dimented like Quentin Tarantino.

For example, QT makes great movies filled with blood, guts, rape, murder, ears being sliced off, [...]

How To Pick Up Women – Barack Obama Style

By HA_Guy

You got fries to go with that shake?

For this installment of How To Pick Up Women, we’re focusing on the guy who seems to have it all: upper class men with powerful jobs, loads of money, tons of respect and/or top secret security clearance. These seemingly unstoppable power figures have a lot [...]

In Case You Weren’t Aware, The Following Are Relationship Deal Breakers

By HA_Guy

It absolutely amazes me how long some people stay in bad relationships. Occasionally, it’s a case of simply not caring that they’re being treated poorly. But I’ve found that it sometimes boils down to people just not realizing they’re being mistreated.

So to help clarify when it’s time to drop [...]

First Dates, Friends With Bad Taste and Subsequent Apologies

By HA_Guy

Today I thought I’d take a chapter out of my How To Be An Idiot With Women guide and touch on first dates. We all know that first dates are where those all important first impressions are made and where you either come off looking suave or completely ridiculous.

Being me, I went with [...]