Proper Gym Etiquette-Part 1 - As more and more Americans decide to close the potato chip bag, get off the couch and get back in shape, you might start to notice your... More →
How A Fat Russell Crowe Relates To The Grinch - While I'm not the most observant person in the world, I can't be the only one who's noticed that Russell Crowe has been fat for some time... More →
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How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 4: You're Kind Of Mean In The Morning - [What to do when your significant other resembles the head spinning lady from Poltergeist in the morning.] - I'm not what you would call a... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 1: The Great Purge - The first thing that needs to be said, is that when a man and a woman move in together, it usually means that both parties will need to... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 3: Cooking Dinner - I started cooking to impress women - one woman to be exact. When I met easyB I knew I'd found a girl that was worth the extra effort. So I... More →
How To Handle Moving In Together - Part 2: The Bathroom - In my last post on moving in together we focused on the "great purge" and the battle over whose stuff gets thrown out. Part dos (Spanish... More →
Proper Gym Etiquette - Part 2: Inconsiderate Stretching - The last time I touched on practicing proper gym etiquette, I focused on the inappropriate behavior of being old and roaming the locker... More →

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