Buffalo wings are like Mexican soap opera stars: if you have more than 35 at any one time, things get too spicy for your own good.
Life In General Tip #3 – HA Guy
As a man, do whatever you possibly can to suppress your X chromosome so as to avoid producing daughters. Otherwise, the wedding industry will one day come to your home, knock on your door, kick you in the balls, eat your food, make love to your wife and leave with your dog.
Life In General Tip #2 – HA Guy
Punctuality is not as big of a deal as people make it out to be. Unless an open bar is involved. Then it’s a really big deal.
Life In General Tip #1 – HA Guy
Periodically clipping your fingernails is a good idea. Clipping them on a public bus is not. No one wants to be hit in the face by a stranger’s rogue fingernail shrapnel. So unless you’ve got small children trapped under there, save it for home.
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