Taking the blanket off your girlfriend in the morning is like training a monkey to juggle oranges and kitchen knives. It takes a lot of balls and generally doesn’t end well.
Relationship Tip #9 – HA Guy
The “agree to disagree” policy only works when both parties are on board. Otherwise you’re just a guy agreeing with himself while an unhappy girlfriend explains (again) why the toilet seat belongs in the down position.
Relationship Tip #8 – HA Guy
The line between playful teasing and ‘leave me alone you asshole’ can be quite thin.
Relationship Tip #7 – HA Guy
According to women, washing your hands doesn’t count unless you use soap.
Relationship Tip #6 – HA Guy
When it comes to bathrooms, a guy’s definition of “pretty clean” and a girl’s definition of “f-ing disgusting!” is exactly the same.
Relationship Tip #5 – HA Guy
True love means keeping your feet off of the couch pillows.
Relationship Tip #4 – HA Guy
When moving in with your girlfriend and trying to determine who’s stuff should be thrown out, it’s important to remember that whether or not an object is broken is less important than whether or not it’s hers.
Relationship Tip #3 – HA Guy
Always make sure ALL of your toenail clippings find their way to the trash bin. Apparently stragglers tend to infuriate the lady folk.
Relationship Tip #2 – HA Guy
When taking a girl out on a first date, never base your movie choice solely on a friend’s recommendation. Otherwise you could end up seeing Rules of Attraction, watching a girl get puked on while having sex at a party, and having to repeatedly explain to your date afterwards you’re not a perverted nutjob. True story.
Relationship Tip #1 – HA Guy
When hungry, don’t go body wash shopping with girlfriend. Women have the amazing ability of turning it into a 45 min ordeal. Apparently it is possible to sniff every single bottle of body wash in the store……very possible indeed.
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