Casual Friday does not mean you can wear short shorts and flip flops to the office. If it did, they’d call it Show Off Your Sasquatch Feet And Leg Fat Friday……and they don’t.
Office Tip #7 – HA Guy
Casual Fridays are fantastic until you take it too far, wear your tennis shoes to work and end up sitting in a smelly cloud of your own shoe funk for 8 hours.
Office Tip #6 – HA Guy
Punctuality is for over-achievers…..as are promotions and raises.
Office Tip #5 – HA Guy
If your company ever holds an office meeting at day’s end in which beer and wine are served, do not head to the bar immediately afterwards, get plastered, go back to the office, finish off the rest of the beer and wine, eat other people’s food they’d cooked for the next day’s lunch and dance on the board room conference table in a wild, animalistic, look-at-me-sticking-it-to-the-man kind of way. You might wake up the next morning extremely hungover only to find out everyone knows you’re responsible for trashing the office since you so intelligently used your keycard to get into the building.
Office Tip #4 – HA Guy
Now that corporations are joining facebook for marketing purposes, it’s probably a bad idea to complain / curse your boss on your facebook status. It’s definitely a bad idea to do it when you’re already facebook friends with your boss.
Office Tip #3 – HA Guy
Bringing your 3 year old to the office is generally a bad idea. Especially if your 3 year old is prone to cursing profusely, showering your coworkers with bullets (and sound effects) from his toy machine gun and unplugging every computer he sees. On a side note, perhaps 3 years old is a bit early to start his Godfather training.
Office Tip #2 – HA Guy
You are speaking WAY too loud on the office phone when an employee sitting 20 feet away can recap the last 5 weeks of your life – including your eldest daughter’s college search and your recently inflammed bunion – with 98% accuracy.
Office Tip #1 – HA Guy
If you get really sleepy at work, drink excessive amounts of coffee and water. You can’t take naps on your desk, but you can nod off for hours on the john.
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